Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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