They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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