you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Randomize
