no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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