Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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