I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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