Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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