He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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