Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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