Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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