At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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