At least make sure they are 18
Why
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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