You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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