let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
