I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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