i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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