so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
this is an emotional support booty call
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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