I'm gonna have a badass scar
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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