If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
try to milk me bitch
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