You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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