Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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