I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
