oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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