you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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