love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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