school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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