I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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