what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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