break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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