i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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