So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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