you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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