Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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