Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
