I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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