Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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