yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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