I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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