some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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