Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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