Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Randomize
