At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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