Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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