Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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