Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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