I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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