Dual....:-)
I wanna bring you to show and tell
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Mom said you looked used
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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