Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
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