Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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