Plan B is the new Plan A
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
operation harelip BJ is a go
No I am not eating basil off your cock
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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