you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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