chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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