didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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