Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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