I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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