PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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